what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
in excess
“Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.”
I would pay a week’s worth of earnings to be a fly on the wall watching that last paragraph go down.
(Source: billhitchert)
settingmyselffree-learningtofly:
THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE OR SO HELP ME GOD
(Source: fitness-for--lifeexx)
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
